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Welcome to Bethville!: Formerly Fat People Should Shut Up
All formerly fat people have a story. A stolen box of cupcakes frantically eaten in a closet. Other children throwing sticks. Being picked last at dodgeball ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: The Story of Farting Ugly: A Realistic ...
The Story of Farting Ugly: A Realistic Fairy Tale. A message from the Mayor of Bethville: Oh, hello. I'm just popping in to post something ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: July 2007
I’ll reschedule the Benville Ahlzheimer’s Ward Blackout Bingo Night to be held ... None of the Ahlzheimer’s Ward patients should remember how to get back, ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: A Bear in His Natural Habitat...A Studebaker
A Bear in His Natural Habitat...A Studebaker. Alas, I've been terribly neglectful to my Bethville visitors lately. ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: As I Lie Here Sweating
As I Lie Here Sweating. It's hot in my apartment. Really hot. Every winter, the building super cranks up the temperature to unbearable levels. ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: The World Is a Lonely Place
The World Is a Lonely Place. I love that part in the movie Fargo where Mike .... Will you be my valentine? Think about it a bit. If you will ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: Ballet Class for Fatty
I wanted to be a ballet dancer in a pink leotard, ... Labels: ballet, cartwheels, not wearing underwear with your leotard, tap dance ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: New Year's Revolution
New Year's Revolution. Hi-YAH! Hi-YAH! Hi-YAH! That's the sound of me ninja kicking in the new year. I'm all hopped up on New Year's jolly, inhaling some ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: Playing Old (Brides)Maid
Playing Old (Brides)Maid. I love marriages, but I hate weddings. Don't let the confusion melt your brain. I will explain. Weddings are supposed to be fun. ...
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Welcome to Bethville!: My Oscar Acceptance Speech: From the Archives
My Oscar Acceptance Speech: From the Archives. Oh! Oh, wow. ... into the middle of an audition for “Kill or Be Killed” starring Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks. ...