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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Now, in celebration of the week-long, once-in-a-decade rite of BZZZZ, ..... One does not bare witness. One bears witness. I think you might've meant Mamie ...
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Just an Ordinary Day (Shirley Jackson) ...
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