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Computer Viruses (viri?)
The computer locks up, screen splits eratically with a message appearing on each half ... Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard ...
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What if GM had a helpline?
HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!" HELPLINE: "Did you put the ...
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Why YOU should by a PC (Not!)
Countless hours of deciphering cplx abrvtd flnms <complex appreviated filenames> await you with the purchase of your new PC! Its just like Wheel Of ...
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Steven Wright quotes
In case you've never seen or heard Steven Wright, his method of delivery is very deadpan and in a monotone voice. Just imagine him saying these thing with ...
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Steven Wright quotes
In case you've never seen or heard Steven Wright, his method of delivery is very deadpan and in a monotone voice. Just imagine him saying these thing with ...
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Steven Wright quotes
In case you've never seen or heard Steven Wright, his method of delivery is very deadpan and in a monotone voice. Just imagine him saying these thing with ...
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Steven Wright quotes
In case you've never seen or heard Steven Wright, his method of delivery is very deadpan and in a monotone voice. Just imagine him saying these thing with ...
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What if GM had a helpline?
HELPLINE: "No, no, no sir! That's the front of the car. When you sit behind the steering wheel, that's the panel I'm talking about." ...
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Twas the Night Before Christmas, and my computer has crashed!
The 40 Meg wonder had crashed in the night. I'll never be able to block out that sight! So tell everyone to avoid my plight.... Back up! Back up! ...
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Steven Wright quotes
In case you've never seen or heard Steven Wright, his method of delivery is very deadpan and in a monotone voice. Just imagine him saying these thing with ...
