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No Milk Please: Fun with Fake Poop May 7, 2006 ... Fun with Fake Poop. “How was your trip? ... Otherwise, you could be trapped looking through a thick wad of pictures of smiling natives, ...
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No Milk Please: All About My Mother, Part 2 ... dramatically, at the last minute, with a spotlight trained on my scrawny, ... Maybe my father’s lover didn’t call him at our house. All my mother needed ...
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No Milk Please: Toilet Paper Roll Feb 3, 2009 ... When a toilet paper roll is yet to be unfurled, its direction is unknown. Like cellophane tape, you see the edge, the line, but you don't ...
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No Milk Please: Comfort Food Sep 12, 2004 ... My mother would top it with some pork fu, a condiment made from dried, ... Actually, I always thought pork fu looked like dried hairy ...
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No Milk Please: Oh Squiggly Line oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid i see you there lurking ... are you shy, squiggly line? why, only when i ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? ...
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No Milk Please: Straight Cop, Gay Cop Aug 9, 2004 ... Why does buying a car have to be such a fucking hassle? ... I don’t think anybody is averse to having a car salesperson make a profit. ... I suspect they were talking about how much of a discount I was gonna get after ...
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No Milk Please: International Porn Film Festival Here at No Milk Please, we are hosting the International Porn Film Festival, ... The International Porn Film Festival is about quantity, not quality. ...
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No Milk Please: Spoiled Bacon? Spoiled Bacon? I had a few strips of bacon which I had opened about last week. It kinda smelled rancid. Is that bad? I cooked it for breakfast and ate them ...
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No Milk Please: Stuttering Aug 1, 2005 ... I would've obliged except that it's hard to have a conversation when you have a huge Marine cock in your mouth. Ironic really. ...
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No Milk Please: Back On The Bus Aug 22, 2005 ... And after the following things shoved up my ass: a 10” thick Marine cock, phallic vegetables, the Defense of Marriage Act, I am virtually ...
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