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School Sick Notes
School Sick Notes ... She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33. ...
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Dwarf Throwing
... to take part in a throwing competition they must always wear full protective clothing. ... For the purposes of this section, the term "dwarfism" means a ...
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Dwarf Throwing
Several years ago, Robert and Angela Van Ettan, members of a group called Little People of America, convinced Florida's legislators that dwarf-tossing ...
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Dwarf Throwing
One Dwarf (willing) Harness with a handle (as a throwing aid) Safety equipment. New sport for Olympics? Now, don't go saying that midget tossing is mean and ...
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Dwarf Throwing
Injury is a serious threat to the career of a Throwing Dwarf who, ... sale on the premises from undertaking or permitting any contest or promotion or other ...
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Dwarf Throwing
The Aim of the Game Simple, the person who throws the dwarf furthest wins. ... 3) Midget/dwarf-tossing has been outlawed in many states and in several other ...
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How to Take a Dump
Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?" Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors. ...
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"Steak and Blow-job" Day
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blow-job Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ...
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"Steak and Blow-job" Day
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blow-job Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ...
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Invented by Mistake
Yellow sticky notes, officially known as Post-it Notes, got their start in ... An inventor at General Electric added a little boric acid to silicone oil and ...
