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The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear "Take-A-Penny, Leave-A-Penny" Tray, Leave a penny, take a penny. Stupid tray! It makes me angry that Peter Hosey and creeps or his ilk have nothing better to do than to point out the obvious ... 2.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear "Take-A-Penny, Leave-A-Penny" Tray, How can the government screw you for tax if you leave a penny then take it ... Now you will never know what I mean when I say, "leave a penny, take a penny. ... 3.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Underwood Motel, And Underwood is a name associated with the Devil, of course. It was formerly known as the Bates Motel. And built on an old Indian graveyard. ... 4.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Costume Party Organizers, Dear Costume Party Organizers,. If you hire a clown to entertain at your party, how do you know if he ever shows up? Sincerely, The Rhetorical Letter Writer ... 5.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Tic Tac, Dear Tic Tac,. How brilliant you are. You come up with the shittiest promotion idea EVER ("4 More Inside") and bust it out in an obviously ironic manner as ... 6.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Circus Bear Trainers, Dear Circus Bear Trainers,. Something very, very suspicious is going on. I've spent my whole life being told that come wintertime, bears go into hibernation ... 7.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Trophy Making Companies, Dear Trophy Making Companies,. When you have competitions to see who makes the best trophies, what kind of prizes do you give out? Sincerely, ... 8.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Female Camels Who Wear Tight Jeans, Dear Female Camels Who Wear Tight Jeans,. What's it like having five camel toes? Sincerely, The Rhetorical Letter Writer. posted by The Rhetorical Letter ... 9.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Sanitary Tortilla Factory, Jun 29, 2006 ... Dear Sanitary Tortilla Factory,. Congratulations! This note is to inform you that you've won a Gold R.L.W. Award in the category of "Best ... 10.
The Rhetorical Letter Writer: Dear Baseball Catchers, Dear Baseball Catchers,. Do you have the same fears about squatting over foreign toilets as the rest of us? Sincerely, The Rhetorical Letter Writer ... |
