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Internet Explorer Virus
I apologize for the URGENT TONE of this message, but only if we WORK TOGETHER can the spread of the dreaded INTERNET EXPLORER 4.0 virus be slowed or stopped ...
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Tina's Humor Archives
Fun With Words. Last addition: 12/28/2005. One of my favorite kinds of humor is that which results from plays on words, or from people misinterpreting or ...
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Cybersex
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head ... Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? ...
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Taking the Cat to the Vet
My cat had a Sheep Tick lodged on his head, that could not be removed, so I decided to take him to the vet. When I had bought the cat, I'd also bought a cat ...
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If Data Were Windows-Compatible
DATA: Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory to ... DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but I am still attempting to complete your last ...
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Reservations of an Airline Agent
I work in a central reservation office of an airline. ... You're going to hear things so silly you can't even make 'em up. You'll try to explain things to ...
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Legalese Greetings
Generic Greetings Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best ... a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is ...
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Webster's Guide to Male and Female Language
Webster's Guide to Male and Female Language. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n. Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing ...
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Ken & Barbie Write Santa
"Dear Santa" from Barbie and Ken. Dear Santa,. Listen, you troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, ...
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Santa Facts
Dec 20, 1994 ... SOME FACTS ABOUT SANTA CLAUS. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300000 species of living organisms yet to be classified ...
