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CAP News | Taco Bell Illnesses Due To Food, Not E. Coli | Satire ...
Taco Bell decides to play it safe and hires unemployed doctors to serve food at their restaurants until the whole sickness thing blows over. ...
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CAP News | Riverdale Gang Goes Gritty In "Dark Archie" | Satire ...
Riverdale Gang Goes Gritty In "Dark Archie". HOLLYWOOD (CAP) - Following the ... Pictures Group President Jeff Robinov, referring to the little-seen 1990 TV ...
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CAP News | Romney Chooses Wang Chung For Campaign Song | Satire ...
ELECTION 2008. Romney Chooses Wang Chung For Campaign Song ... As such, I am selecting Pink Floyd's Not Now, John as my 2008 Presidential campaign song. ...
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CAP News | Lawsuits Put Damper On 'Thresh Your Own Grain' | Satire ...
Lawsuits Put Damper On Family activities like at this farm in Topeka, Kan. may become ... Sharp! along with a stick figure who appears to have lost a limb. ...
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CAP News | Hasbro Expands Recall To Include Easy-Cut Chain Saw ...
Hasbro Expands Recall To Include Easy-Cut Chain Saw. PROVIDENCE (CAP) - Toy giant Hasbro has expanded its recent recall of the Easy-Bake Oven to include ...
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CAP News | Manny: Red Sox Were Satan-Worshipping Baby Killers ...
GM Theo Epstein in the Red Sox front office. Manny: Red Sox Were Satan-Worshipping Baby Killers. LOS ANGELES (CAP) - Newly minted Los Angeles Dodger Manny ...
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CAP News | Hasbro Recalls Jessica Simpson Baby Shampoo | Satire ...
SAFETY RECALL. Hasbro Recalls Jessica Simpson Baby Shampoo. PAWTUCKET R.I. (CAP) - Days after pressure from parent groups forced Hasbro Inc. to pull a line ...
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CAP News | Romney To Form Magic Underpants Coalition | Satire & Parody
"This Coalition of the Magic Underpants is very impressive," said the ... There is speculation that Romney also plans to reach out to non-Mormons with ...
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CAP News | Van Halen Removing Anthony From Concert T-Shirts ...
Reports are that members of the Van Halen staff have been sneaking into closets and riffling through bureaus to airbrush expelled bassist Michael Anthony ...
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CAP News | Van Halen Removing Anthony From Concert T-Shirts ...
(CAP) - Van Halen fans around the world have begun flooding message boards on ... Reports are that members of the Van Halen staff have been sneaking into ...